Perhaps I’ve Found My First Client?

Trolling through the inter-webs for a job today, I came upon this gem. I think it could be very entertaining to talk to this person, even if there is no chance in hell that I’d take his “civil rights case”. I love that he’s worried about people who sell tobacco-they never get any money, poor things. Also, I love that he says he’s “native”-what is that supposed to mean? Here’s the post (I’ve highlighted my favorite part about the compensation):

Civil Rights Specialist (detroit metro)



I need competent Counsel. I have reason to believe that my civil rights are being violated. I smoke. It is part of my ritual behavior. The native American Indians successfully argued in a Federal court that smoking is part of their ‘ritual’ behavior, based on a claim that they have been doing it for thousands of years. My ancesstors, too have smoked for thousands of years. The Arab people claim that the water pipe, as well as smoking said is part of their ritual behavior. I am not a native American Indian. I am, however both native and American. I have every reason to believe that my rights are being violated. Furthermore,I have reason to believe that the retailers of tobacco, as well as the wholesalers are being used as agents for the tobacco tax, but are not being compensated, which appears to be a violation of article 4 of the constitution, as well as the Headlee Amendment. Please advise.  

  • Location: detroit metro
  • Compensation: Compensation will be a fair portion of the re-imbursement funds received by myself as well as the thousands of other smokers you represent.
  • Principals only. Recruiters, please don’t contact this job poster.
  • Please, no phone calls about this job!
  • Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.

PostingID: 1116173544

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